Wednesday, September 9, 2009
I just received a call from Will Smith's (I-Robot, Independence Day) lawyers threatening legal action if I didn't acknowledge that my rap was to the meter of the Fresh Prince theme song. So I said, "Excuse me, ahems (acutally clearing my throat), but I don't have to acknowledge that I stole the meter, because you just did, because I'm blogging everything you're saying." "Touche," they said. So now I sit on my throne as Boleyn of the Bugle. Can I get a woof woof?! Raise the woof! Who's Afraid of Virginia Woof? Fiddler on the Woof! SubWoofer? I did a lot of woofing this summer. Who wants to play some woofle ball? Peter and the woof. uh...hmm...err...Woofy Mammoth?